tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600659484694637338.post1763630266857889860..comments2024-03-19T08:33:39.605+00:00Comments on The Low Carb Diabetic: Lord Beantipper to head Wallycorker enquiry !Lowcarb team memberhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07961199165290289611noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600659484694637338.post-32774677541363725642012-02-12T20:08:34.542+00:002012-02-12T20:08:34.542+00:00I categorically deny any involvement in the phone ...I categorically deny any involvement in the phone hacking of any of the parties mentioned in this article.<br /><br />RupertMr Murdochnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600659484694637338.post-49483871478544895182012-02-12T19:44:46.108+00:002012-02-12T19:44:46.108+00:00In a hastily convened press conference tonight, Ed...In a hastily convened press conference tonight, Eddie stated. “My day in court will be coming soon. I will completely dismantle the information put forward by idiotic dietitions, the Carbo’s and the Kenny boys of this world. Don’t tell me a diabetic can eat tins of celebration chocolates, toast and other junk, and hold safe BG numbers and weight” before exiting to his favourite pub.Press Hacknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600659484694637338.post-16370413022404989522012-02-12T19:35:20.242+00:002012-02-12T19:35:20.242+00:00Plans for the Wallycorker enquiry have been thrown...Plans for the Wallycorker enquiry have been thrown into disarray after leaked information of Lord Beantipper’s private life and accusations of the Chief Superintendent Fred Knacker trolling on diabetes forums.<br /><br />At a bad tempered press conference the Chief Superintendent angrily denied that he had ever used the names Ken, Wrunkelt or Albert. At one point he shouted to the journalists “I’m barely computer literate, I’m only just capable of cut and paste”. When one intrepid journalist asked “Cugilla?” the Chief Superintendent had what can only be described as a hysterical fit shouting “You’re all banned”, “Four is the floor”, “Banned, banned, banned”.<br /><br />As the journalists hastily left the press conference, whispers of a conspiracy began to be heard. Had Eddie Mitchell leaked against Lord Beantipper and Fred Knacker? Fearing the organisational skills of Lord Beantipper and the forensic skills of Fred Knacker had Mr Mitchell sabotaged his own enquiry?<br /><br />John<br />Court ReporterLowcarb team memberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07961199165290289611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600659484694637338.post-47321506992846525692012-02-12T18:05:19.347+00:002012-02-12T18:05:19.347+00:00To use a well worn phrase 'Welcome to the Craz...To use a well worn phrase 'Welcome to the Crazy world of diabetes'.<br /><br />It sure doesn't get crazier than here<br />BUT I'm loving it<br /><br />Y E SAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600659484694637338.post-13672312272619840972012-02-12T18:01:59.822+00:002012-02-12T18:01:59.822+00:00Mitchell may be a complete madman but boy he's...Mitchell may be a complete madman but boy he's done wonders to push the low carb cause.<br /><br />Seems nothing can hold this guy and his team back.<br /><br />Keep on doing what you're doing -Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600659484694637338.post-3079634712461598262012-02-12T16:06:41.843+00:002012-02-12T16:06:41.843+00:00Please let it be known. Any further malicious comm...Please let it be known. Any further malicious comments regarding Lord Beantipper’s private life will result in proceedings in the High Court. I respectfully remind commentors, that the far reaching Newbold enquiry confirmed. Sado Masochism, Bestiality and Chicken strangling was considered normal practise for Old Etonians, Members of the House of Lords and disgraced forum moderators.<br /><br />Smithson Grovel, Senior Partner. Bullshite Whitewash and Koverupp of New York.Gagging ordernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600659484694637338.post-60784623822071386572012-02-12T16:04:36.253+00:002012-02-12T16:04:36.253+00:00John we revolutionarys must stick together, if you...John we revolutionarys must stick together, if you need any help brother just give us the word. <br /><br />Wolfie<br />Tooting Popular FrontCitizen Smithnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600659484694637338.post-44928761805407726972012-02-12T15:44:33.274+00:002012-02-12T15:44:33.274+00:00Say what you like about Eddie but he sure knew how...Say what you like about Eddie but he sure knew how to throw a party. His last bash lasted over two days. Jeez it very near croaked me. If it wasn’t for me Gluco tab’s I wouldn’t be here today. That Graham is one funny geezer and what a lad, no wonder they call him the tripod.Unnamed sourcenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600659484694637338.post-9297693504183693982012-02-12T15:36:09.386+00:002012-02-12T15:36:09.386+00:00There is growing anti-trustee sentiment on diabeti...There is growing anti-trustee sentiment on diabetic forums and blogs after trustee member Eddie Mitchel was awarded the Wallycorker prize. Now there are reports that Eddie has been involved in a previous attempt to award the prize to a trustee member –on David’s forum. Community activist John Wilson said the situation is getting more heated and that the trustees have only increased the level of distract from the community. He argued that the trustees are not supporting and protecting the community and the people are coming out strongly in opposition to what the trustees have begun to stand for. The trustees have promised a fair investigation, but John said that in spite of the Chief Superintendent success in the Carbo case, it made no sense that those committing the crimes investigate themselves - that's not justice. There was also the disastrous spectacle of previous involvement of a fat ex-policeman in the diabetes community which no one would wish to revisit.<br /><br /><br />John<br />Whitby Popular FrontLowcarb team memberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07961199165290289611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600659484694637338.post-14728065623081001052012-02-12T14:37:54.810+00:002012-02-12T14:37:54.810+00:00If I had my way, Eddie would be forced to dress up...If I had my way, Eddie would be forced to dress up as a very pretty pantomime horse and made to dance provocatively outside Lord Monty's motorhome until nature took its very coarse course.<br /><br />This might help jog his memory about the last probe that Monty headed. The one that ended in a nasty infection and a lengthy court case.To the manor SORNnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600659484694637338.post-43217573260022375702012-02-12T13:31:52.096+00:002012-02-12T13:31:52.096+00:00Mitchell is a complete madman a blight on the face...Mitchell is a complete madman a blight on the face of humanity. He should be stripped of the award. A five year stretch in Kens dark dungeon of a forum is what he deserves. If I had my way he would be flogged.Angry of Chipping Sodburynoreply@blogger.com