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Monday, 24 March 2014

Jona's last stand ?

"Eddie and Cronies,

I hate charities, most of the money ends up paying peoples salary, under-righting events and administration cost. 

BUT.........

If you lot rise to my challenges I will donate a hefty sum to Mr Laughing Dog Avatar that will make you lot gasp. 

Or name your prize money.

BUT.........

I suspect the lot of you will sprout wings and start laying eggs. Rather raise to challenges like Andy.

So I understand, cluck, cluck, cluck

Regards

Dr Paul Jones:- Carmarthen University" 


Jona we have authorised your comments for some time, being optimists we truly believed that one day you would post something of value, alas we were wrong. You talk of rising to your challenges, you appear to believe we are here for your personal amusement, here to accept your challenges, think again.

Here is a challenge for you, make a donation to Andy's charity and we will authorise more of you banal comments, otherwise, you have made your last comment on this blog.

Eddie

Jona responds

"I threw a gauntlet down and instead of being picked up, its been danced around. so I will strive to make the whole thing more interesting, by offering a more tantalising stake.

FIRST OPTION.... The chicken coop cop-out .

I play it you way and donate a piddly £50 to Andy12345 charity. But as a show of good faith you can first authorised my other previous comments to topics on this blog, which is fair.

SECOUND OPTION .... Man-Up like your mother always told you.

Show the readers your not just a potty mouth critic by rising to just one of my challenges. Win or loss if you make an effort to at lest try to complete the challenge afterwards I will donate £150. I will also allow you to enlist the help of your cronies. 

THIRD OPTION .... The Hero Option

Just like with the second option, it makes no matter if you win or loss as long as you make the effort to at lest try to complete THREE challenges. 

I will donate £300 with the added incitement of allowing you back on DCUK Forum. 

Again I will also allow you to enlist the help of your cronies.

Regards

Dr Paul Jones:- Carmarthen University"


Jona £50 into Andy's charity and I will answer any question you ask. No money, no more of your posts will be authorised. Over to you lad.

Eddie

10 comments:

tess said...

"like"

Dr Paul Jones said...

I threw a gauntlet down and instead of being picked up, its been danced around. so I will strive to make the whole thing more interesting, by offering a more tantalising stake.

FIRST OPTION.... The chicken coop cop-out .

I play it you way and donate a piddly £50 to Andy12345 charity. But as a show of good faith you can first authorised my other previous comments to topics on this blog, which is fair.

SECOUND OPTION .... Man-Up like your mother always told you.

Show the readers your not just a potty mouth critic by rising to just one of my challenges. Win or loss if you make an effort to at lest try to complete the challenge afterwards I will donate £150. I will also allow you to enlist the help of your cronies.

THIRD OPTION .... The Hero Option

Just like with the second option, it makes no matter if you win or loss as long as you make the effort to at lest try to complete THREE challenges.

I will donate £300 with the added incitement of allowing you back on DCUK Forum.

Again I will also allow you to enlist the help of your cronies.

Regards

Dr Paul Jones:- Carmarthen University

Anonymous said...

Eddie dump Jona he is as you would say batshit.

Anonymous said...

"I will donate £300 with the added incitement of allowing you back on DCUK Forum."

What a big headed arrogant prick you are dr jones.

Lowcarb team member said...

Your getting worse Jonesy,do you ever check your comments before posting?

WTF is under-righting, and added incitement lol!

Now put your dunces hat on and go and stand in the corner!

Graham

Dr Paul Jones said...

Graham said ....

Your getting worse Jonesy,do you ever check your comments before posting?

WTF is under-righting, and added incitement lol!

Now put your dunces hat on and go and stand in the corner!


It the Android phone I'm using. I've got fingers like bananas, so I use dictation (speech to text).

Unfortunately it don't always understand what I'm saying.

The meaning of your communication is the response you get.

And you lot get what I'm writing.

Regards

Dr Pual Jeons:- Cramraethn Uinrevsity

Lowcarb team member said...

Jona

No dosh for Andy's charity by 8am this morning and you get your exit visa kapeesh.

Eddie

Anonymous said...

Jonas exposed you for what you are.

Lowcarb team member said...

Jona is a muppet and has made his last post on this blog. Next!

Eddie

Anonymous said...

Eddie.

Jona is a muppet and has made his last post on this blog. Next!

We wait with baited breath, for your next comic villainous character.

We know you like to pretend your being persecuted for your beliefs.

We also know you and Paul are the same person, we got the IP numbers from our forum to prove it.

Who's the Muppet now.

DCUK Forum Management