Monday 8 August 2011

Sir Monty Beantipper Q.C. To Head Up Public Inquiry Into Flog Riot.

A clearly shaken Prime Minister announced minutes ago that Beantipper was to handle the largest inquiry ever held on the Flog. “No stone will be left unturned in a rigorous search for trolls, anti lowcarb clique members, multiple account blaggards and general miscreants” the P.M. croaked before returning at high speed to Downing Street.
 

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