Tuesday 25 October 2011

Woman admits biting off testicles OUCH !

A woman who admitted biting off her boyfriend's testicles has been warned she could be jailed.
Maria Topp, 44, from Wrekenton, Gateshead, Tyne and Wear, pleaded guilty to grievous bodily harm at Newcastle Crown Court.

She bit Martin Douglas, her partner of five years, during a drunken brawl at his flat in February. She was granted bail to be sentenced next month and Recorder Robin Mairs warned her: "All options are open and that will include locking you up."

Topp, a mother of four with a blonde bob, bit Mr Douglas's testicles off at his flat in Waterloo Street, Newcastle, during the early hours of February 18. She cannot remember biting her partner, but can recall their fight, and the court accepted that violence had been used by both sides.


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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous25 October 2011 at 22:10

    You can't get much more low carb than that, can you?

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  2. Anonymous26 October 2011 at 11:28

    The Cynic in me wonders whether or not she said sorry or indeed showed any remorse :-)

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  3. Anonymous26 October 2011 at 12:47

    What has this got to do with diabetes?

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  4. Anonymous27 October 2011 at 14:08

    Nutritional Data for Testicle

    Serving Size: 100g
    Calories: 135
    Protein: 26g
    Fat: 3g
    Cholesterol:375mg
    Carbohydrates: 1g

    http://www.diet-blog.com/11/the_nutrition_of_animal_testicles.php


    John

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  5. Cannibal28 October 2011 at 23:00

    This is considered a delicacy amongst my tribe and reserved for the elders.

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