The toast man.

Carbo and his weapons grade bread discovered.

http://diabetesforlife.freeforums.org/post3678.html#p3678

Eddie,

Please take the picture I took of a loaf of bread off your blog. You have not asked permission to use my photograph. As a professional photographer yourself I would have expected you to understand the basic courtesies of using other people's work.

If you have not taken the photo off your blog within 24 hours I will have no option other than to complain to Google about your misappropriation of my work.

Regards, Tubs.

Who owns this rucksack !

While other brave souls are posting photographs of themselves on the thread 'do you imagine what other forum members look like'  over at diabetes.co.uk, this individual posts the photograph below. Who is this person ? Is it a spammer selling rucksacks, no. It’s a regular poster known as the “slippery one” A low carb anti, and disciple of the American Dietition, No Hope Warshaw. A regular at the mind confusing blog, Carb Sane Asylum, a blog set up to rubbish certain people. Carbsane is a person who is besotted with Jimmy Moore and Gary Taubes, and demonstrates the very thin line between love and hate.So who owns this rucksack ? That’s all the clues you are going to get. The first three correct entries, will be put into the grand draw, and will get the chance to compete, in our forthcoming competition. What’s in that Rucksack ? We know, and it is not for the faint hearted, or lowcarb diabetic !

"Though it is but a family snapshot I still retain the copyright of the photo published on this page, and have not given you permission to publish it. Please remove it or I will report it to google.typeonepointfive aka phoenix at diabetes.co.uk

ps you should try some distance walking someday, you would be surprised at how much it improves your insulin sensitivity."



My reply to the Carbo “riposte”

Oh no Carbo, your ham fisted riposte just won’t do, I had expected so much more from you. Do you think you can dissect me with your fly blown blog. You know what you look like to me Carbo, with your bag of do-nuts and packets of hobnobs? You look obese, overweight, and a high carb low fat failure. Good nutrition’s given you some length of bone, but too many carbs have lead to your downfall. You’re not more than one Jammie Dodger from your next hyper, are you, Carbo.

Carbo, that accent you've tried so desperately to shed, pure West Brom. You know how quickly the tuck shop found you, all those tedious sticky fumblings at the back of the class, with crispy cream do-nuts and chocolate digestives, While you could only dream of getting out…... Getting…anywhere.….getting all the way…….to the weight watchers club.

A low carb anti, once tried to test me, I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

First principles, Carbo. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What do you do, what do you seek? Err sticky buns, NO ! What is the first and principal thing that drives you? Toast. NO !, err heroic amounts of toast, NO !, that is incidental. You covet, that is your nature. And how do we begin to covet, Carbo ? We covet with our eyes. What needs do you serve by eating? Anger, um, social acceptance, and, huh, sexual frustrations, NO, We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you love eating those Mars bars and chocolate digestives Carbo? and don't your eyes seek out the things you want ? Err yes.

Look for severe childhood disturbances associated with roast spuds, rice, and toast. You wasn't born a glutton, and an anti lowcarber Carbo. You was made one through years of systematic sugar and starch abuse. You hate your own identity, you see, and you think if you can bring every newbie and confused
diabetic down to your level, you will feel good about yourself. That you won‘t wake up in the middle of the night, screaming and craving toast, you won’t be the only one raiding the biscuit barrel, and shovelling pies and cakes down your neck, you won't be the only one, that can’t say no, to a fried Mars bar. Am I right, or am I right?

You are right Eddie.

Thank you Carbo. One more thing, luv ya suit!

The 300 slice Carbo Turbo Toaster.