Tuesday 17 April 2012

“You Will Know Them by Their Fruits”

With apologies to Matthew 7:15-16 (New King James Version) but you know the blog by its followers.

Karen/Chocfish/WhitbyJet has posted “I never felt hounded by jopar, she never even tried to do that. I have often met with jopar, Sarah Q in the chat room “ on Carbo’s blog.

A piece of friendly advice for Jopar and SarahQ. Have a quiet word with Ken regarding personal communication with Karen/Chocfish/WhitbyJet. Now Ken’s a big boy, and after some time was able to deal with Karen/Chocfish/WhitbyJet. However, a more vulnerable member of d.co.uk suffered much emotional distress after personal ‘communication with Karen/Chocfish/WhitbyJet.

Some time ago, some very worrying, and disturbing information came our way. Karen was not the hugs, kisses and cuddly person she appears to be on various forums and blogs and our advice would be to refrain from PMs and other forms of personal communication.

John

10 comments:

  1. "You will know them by their fruits"

    Well what a bunch of fruits they appear to be and well past there sell by date I think

    Anne

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  2. You lot have really rattled some cages today, beware flying dummies!

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  3. We are in the rattling cages business, stand by for the scoop of the year !

    Eddie

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  4. Hi boys Special Agent Dick Duck Head of Black Ops and Anti Lowcarber Counter Intelligence reporting in, please find attached interim report.

    After detailed analysis I can confirm Whitby has not been moved in the last hour. Heading down to the big smoke, will report back in tomorrow at 1600.

    Hope to have this case wrapped up by the weekend. Dick

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  5. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of anti lowcarbers. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost diabetics. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers with their high carb junk and poisonous medication. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my hot buttered lettuce upon you.

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  6. “For the message of the low-carb is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of Fergus”

    Corinthians 1:18-31

    John

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  7. After detailed analysis I can confirm Whitby has not been moved in the last hour. Heading down to the big smoke, will report back in tomorrow at 1600.

    Hope to have this case wrapped up by the weekend. Dick


    Save petrol, use google maps you will know for sure then that Whitby hasn't been moved.

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  8. Monty Beantipper18 April 2012 at 08:58

    Ketogenesis, Chapter 16, Verse 9:

    "Rejoice, for the tent of low-carb is with mankind, and normoglycemia resides with them. Anyone conquering carbohydrate will inherit these things. Outside are the carb-ridden dogs and those who are disgusting in their starchy filth, and all those who are liking and carrying on a carb-fuelled lie."

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  9. "Clever Karen played cards close to her chest in never giving out her full name or address to anyone. Instead she asked permission to use her employees address details for the simple reason that if mail should need to be signed for Karen and husband would invariably end up having to traipse to the sort office to collect"

    Oh dear people are on to me!

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  10. Late Breaking News.

    I can now report that the miscreant has been identified as living in the NW2 area of London hoping to pinpoint the exact location soon.

    Dick

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