Saturday, 21 July 2012

Paul Awarded the Wallycorker prize.


In an unprecedented move the trustees of the Wallycorker foundation have awarded the highly prestigious Wallycorker prize to a man yet to be banned. A young and honest man that has had some very hard breaks. A man who swiftly understood the way Kenny boy operates, and told the despotic Carbo to stick it where the sun does not shine. 


A clearly moved Lord Beantipper stated “this kid has more balls than an Aberdeen Angus and takes me back to my  lowcarb militant days” Rodger ‘Keto Warrior’ Jenkins was almost speechless, but was clearly in agreement with the trustees unanimous decision. It goes with out saying Paul has been placed in the lowcarb hall of fame. Keep kicking butt Paul, and the very best of health and luck to you and yours.






Thelonius P. Wilderbeast the coolest man on the planet.





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8 comments:

  1. Lowcarb team member21 July 2012 at 23:26

    “this kid has more balls than an Aberdeen Angus”. I don’t want to be pedantic but most mammals have only two. Unless Angus has:

    0 and the kid has 1
    1 and the kid has 2

    Carbo

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  2. Lowcarb team member21 July 2012 at 23:36

    Carbo

    Carbo has the gonads of a gnat. Always the pedant and a loser of the first magnitude. But above all, totally cowardly and gutless. I am having a couple of months holiday, perhaps a meet up ? he can bring some mates, I will go alone.

    Eddie

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  3. Anonymous21 July 2012 at 23:37

    What about Hitler ?

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  4. Lowcarb team member21 July 2012 at 23:52

    I remember this song as a kid. Hitler had only one ball and Goebbels had no balls at all.

    I am working hard to return to my childhood. Life was so much easier and simple in those days. Am I mad ?

    Ask me if I care.

    Eddie

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  5. Lowcarb team member22 July 2012 at 00:32

    "Goebbels had no balls at all."

    That's on a par with tubs and his cronies, as for the question about Hitler at least he had "one"

    Adults only:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmDJvDOWjZU&feature=related

    Graham

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  6. Anonymous22 July 2012 at 17:51

    You have a very wierd sense of humour - ? humour

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  7. Lowcarb team member23 July 2012 at 00:01

    Anonymouse said...
    "You have a very "wierd" sense of humour - ? humour"

    Wierd? no I think you mean "weird" as in weirdo the definition of the anonymous humourless internet trolls that frequent carbo/tubolards blog!

    Goodnight weirdo internet troll.

    Graham

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  8. Lowcarb team member23 July 2012 at 19:22

    "Wierd" is what we do best.

    Like we don't believe big pharma and junk food firms. We don't believe sugar and high starch foods are good for diabetics.

    Eddie

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