Monday 29 October 2012

The Crazy World Of Diabetes !



Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another edition of Mastermind.

John Humphrys: Can we have the first contestant please. Please state your name, occupation and specialist subject.

Contestant. Sid Bonkers: occupation organ grinders monkey (retired) specialist subject The Life and Times of Kenny Boy.

John Humphrys: OK Sid Bonkers your 2 minutes on The Life and Times of Kenny Boy starts now !

John Humphrys: The lowcarb super star Borofergie described a forum troll as ‘a fat ex copper that used to be a mod’ who was he referring to ? Sid: Ken, John Humphrys: correct

John Humphrys: During Kens days on the forum he tried to push a lowcarb, lowfat, low calorie diet, what did this hypothesis become know as ? Sid: Totally Unsustainable, John Humphrys: correct

John Humphrys: During Kens time as forum mod he lead a group of Carboholic bullying thugs, what popular name were these people known as ? Sid: The clique, John Humphrys: correct

John Humphrys: Phoenix, Jopar, Noblehead, and Catherinecherub were all members of the clique, who else was a clique member ? Sid: Pass

John Humphrys: How many long-term trials or studies have proved CVD outcomes have been improved by a reduction in dietary saturated fats. Sid: Loads of em ! John Humphrys: Wrong the correct answer is none.

John Humphrys: Of the three main food groups only one is not essential for life what is that food group ? Sid: Fats, John Humphrys: Wrong the correct answer is carbohydrates

John Humphrys: Some time ago a complete buffoon stated he consumed a 5lb keg of celebration chocolates over the Christmas Holiday, who was that buffoon ? Sid: Pass.

John Humphrys: Well Sid at the end of that round you have scored three points. You passed on two questions. The complete buffoon who stated he consumed a 5lb keg of celebration chocolates over the Christmas Holiday was you Sid. The other question you passed on was, who else was a clique member, the correct answer was you Sid.

John Humphrys: Next !

2 comments:

  1. Regarding his tub of “Celebrations”, Bonkers is a strong proponent of portion control. In 2008 a tub contained 975gm of chocolates. In 2009, this was reduced 855gm

    http://www.mannveille.com/tim/blog/blog/celebrations-tubs-in-2009/

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  2. We learn more as each day passes.

    Eddie

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