Eddie
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Thursday, 15 August 2013
Deadly new virus identified the Gezzavirus !
By far and away the most serious virus known to man is the Gezzavirus. The virus quickly turns into the chronic condition known as Cretinopathy. Victims imagine themselves to be diabetics, with a compulsive need to make ludicrous claims of “diabetes resolved” on diabetes forums. A common trait is to claim a different carb intake almost every time they post. Very often the disease leads to compulsive changing of avatars and signature information. This condition should not be confused with the less serious “fat ex copper that used to be a mod” syndrome. Although the diseases appear to be similar, Cretinopathy is infinitely more serious, and is considered to be untreatable. Please be aware the Gezzavirus is highly contagious and sufferers are best avoided.
Eddie
Eddie
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Eddie
Well said Eddie the Emetic. You make everyone feel sick.
ReplyDeleteIf you have to explain your rarely used word, “Emetic“, it‘s somewhat wasted don‘t you think ? Perhaps you were trying to impress us, or thrill us with your acumen. Don’t think you can get around me with your terms of endearment, if you are going to win me over you will have to try harder. Thanks for adding to our page view count, we are hoping to get to a million within the year. Be sure to put us in your favourites and don’t forget to tell your friends about us.
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Anonymous internet troll said..
ReplyDelete"Well said Eddie the Emetic. You make everyone feel sick."
Well I can't speak for Eddie but I know what invokes emesis in me..one of the triggers is gutless cowards who expect to be taken seriously when they hide under a rock as anon!
Paul
Anonymous sicko said...
ReplyDeleteWell said Eddie the Emetic. You make everyone feel sick.
Every one feel sick! No it's just morons like you, which goes to show we are still getting at all the right people.
Anyway don't let it be said were not sympathetic about your hyperemesis gravidarum! this may be of help to you .
Graham
Ahhh ... anonymous cowards as opposed to the courageous people (over 40 at the last count) using pseudonyms on other sites ... I think I've just stumbled upon the MENSA site by mistake. Noone told me about the intellect-enahncing spin-off of low carbing.
ReplyDeleteAnonymouse said...
ReplyDelete"Ahhh ... anonymous cowards as opposed to the courageous people (over 40 at the last count) using pseudonyms on other sites ... I think I've just stumbled upon the MENSA site by mistake. Noone told me about the intellect-enahncing spin-off of low carbing."
Ho Ho Ho!! what a treat! How ironic you mention MENSA whilst having the grammar skills of a 5 year old!
We all know who you are and it's a real laugh when you have a rant over here!
Come back soon.
Paul
Anonymous Ahhh said...
ReplyDeleteAhhh ... anonymous cowards as opposed to the courageous people (over 40 at the last count) using pseudonyms on other sites ...
I would have thought there were not 40 but millions using pseudonyms on other sites.
I think I've just stumbled upon the MENSA site by mistake.
Must be your lucky day!
Noone told me about the intellect-enahncing spin-off of low carbing.
Yes amazing the benefits of LowCarb go far beyond just normalising BG.
Anyway who's this Noone guy he's obviously a clued up chap kudos to him.
Glad you enjoyed our blog come back soon.
Regards
Graham
H Ho Ho
ReplyDeleteYou've got me singing Paul.
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Eddie
"Aye, aye! and I’ll chase Gezza round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition’s flames before I give him up.
ReplyDeleteLol, didn't think you would post them.
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Name calling, very mature.
ReplyDeleteThis thread is like a playground conversation.
Can anyone see anything constructive here?
Irene.
You are right of course, Irene, but it’s difficult on a blog. Adverse comments are posted anonymously and often include elements which must be answered or corrected .Otherwise agreement is implied. Then people starting off seam in various ways. It’s much harder to moderate a blog than a forum -even if thread locking and deletions etc. are not employed, just my opinion. Eddie might have a different view and certainly has much more experience than I
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For some reason - I think a recent boat trip - I have had the first 4 lines of "Fifteen men on a deadmans chest” going round in my head for days and couldn't remember the rest you have saved me he trouble of looking hem up. Who would have thought a thread about the "g" man could have been helpful? Incidentally I am sure many of us have had different username's on other sites for many reasons not involving trying to disguise our identities .I don't think it should be assumed that we all have sinister motivation for doing this.
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