Thursday 14 November 2013

Severe reprimand issued to Lowcarb team member !

Checking out the forum of fun today I see Paul, one of our team stated the following.

 "I always put mine up the 1st December along with the kiddies advent calenders"

 Advent calenders, not those gruesome things with high carb chocolate in, good grief has Paul gone completely barking? Has he lost the plot? we need to be told. Anyone placing a plus 1 on this thread will receive a three week ban! For more serious offences the offending reprobate will be banned permanently and be exiled to the ETYM forum for life!

 Monty Beantipper


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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous14 November 2013 at 14:48

    LOL !

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  2. Lowcarb team member14 November 2013 at 16:03

    How could anyone misjudge Paul in that way?

    I am sure Paul's children have those Scrooge-like advent calendars with no choccies but just a picture under each tab.
    Or at the very least, he has replaced the chocolate {wonder what he did with it} maybe with nuts or something similar.
    I can't have anyone telling Paul off. They have me to reckon with!

    Kath

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  3. Lowcarb team member14 November 2013 at 16:04

    I swear there's no choccy in them guys!!:-O

    But Phew!! I'm grateful it was only a 'Level one' board warning this time as I've heard a level 2 and 3 are a VERY hard and difficult experience to endure...The rule book states for a level 2 that "For this breach a team member must join the 'Ghost forum' and offer a grovelling apology to the pipe fitter" and a level 3 entails a weekend locked in the Hotel Caledonia whilst being forced to eat low fat Margarine,cornflakes and Glucotabs whilst being hit with a truncheon until you agree to post positive comments on the Carbsane asylum blog!! Aaaarrrggghhhh!!

    Paul

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  4. Anonymous14 November 2013 at 16:58

    Your cartoons are AMAZING

    Gina

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  5. Lowcarb team member14 November 2013 at 17:05

    I don't know where Monty finds them, he is one sharp geezer.

    Eddie

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