Douglas Meets Cugila

Reading this post:

http://www.diabetes.co.uk/forum/threads/advice-for-going-low-carb.51941/

brought hilarious memories of the great Communicator flooding back. He just can't help himself! He declares himself to be low carb, low fat, so perhaps reasons for his obsessive behavior are given by:

http://thelowcarbdiabetic.blogspot.co.uk/2014/03/carnivorous-body-builders-alcoholics-or.html

1. The huge amounts of protein eaten has led to kidney and bladder problems resulting in extreme irritation with any poster daring to question his communication skills.
2. The huge amounts of alcohol drunk has led to cognitive problems resulting in extreme irritation with any poster daring to question his communication skills.
3. The tiny amounts of calorific intake has led to spectral, low energy, and tiredness problems resulting in extreme irritation with any poster daring to question his communication skills.

Perhaps Ally could be persuaded to give him some dietary advice.

John