Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe The UK's number one Policeman issues arrest warrant for Diabetic blogger !

At a hastily convened press conference today, Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe, the UK's number one Policeman, warned the public of one of the most dangerous men on the loose in the UK today. He stated "this man is highly dangerous and should not be approached"

He went on to say "this reprobate is costing big pharma and junk food a small fortune, and must be caught at the earliest opportunity, this psychopath is a menace to society" He also said "Dietitians beware! This man once ate a Dietitians laptop, with a nice Chianti and some Fava beans and his pulse never went over 60 BPM" 

An identikit picture has been issued, and the Nation is on full alert. The madman is known under various aliases such as FastEddie, Fatbird and other names too numerous to mention.

So there you have it folks, stay forever vigilant, lock up your wives and daughters, this madman must be caught !

The Sun