Never argue with your Doctor.

One day an elderly gentleman of 88 years went to his doctor for a physical.

After examining the elderly gentleman, the doctor, in typical doctor-fashion, instructed him that he should quit smoking, cut back on his drinking, and that he should get some exercise.

The elderly gentleman responded that he was fit as could be. In fact, he remarked, “I have an 18-year old wife that is about to give birth to my child. What do you think of that?”

The doctor paused for a moment and replied, “Let me tell you about a friend of mine. He is an elderly gentleman not much younger than you. He is an avid hunter. In fact, he never misses a season.

One time when he had gone to his hunting cabin in a senior moment when he left the cabin, instead of grabbing his rifle, he grabbed his umbrella. Upon coming to a stream, he saw a beaver sitting atop a damn it had built. He pointed his umbrella at the beaver and shouted BANG, and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?”

The elderly gentleman said, “I’d say someone else shot that beaver.”

The doctor replied, “My point exactly…”

Never argue with your Doctor.

Eddie