Just imagine Christmas Dinner is almost ready!
The table is laid, the tree is glittering in the background and there waiting on the table are this years Christmas Crackers waiting to be pulled!
It's tradition in our family to always have crackers ... cue the paper hats and of course the jokes! Will they be good ones or groaners!
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In todays post aptly titled 'inside six Christmas Crackers' I'm sharing six jokes that could just be inside the Crackers this year!
How does Good King Wencelas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even!
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
They always drop their needles!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitus!
Which athlete is the warmest at Christmas?
The long jumper!
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball.
What did Rudolph say after he crashed the sleigh?
Oh, deer!
Well, are you chuckling, or groaning? Perhaps a mixture of both!
Have you got a favourite?
~ Enjoy your day~
All the best Jan
What fun!
ReplyDelete...they can be deadly.
ReplyDeleteSo fun! We've never done crackers. I wish they had them around here.
ReplyDeleteHee hee I enjoyed the jokes, my favourite is the first one and how Good King Wencelas likes his pizza.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the season Jan and the crackers.
Will you share a picture of you in a paper hat? They never stay on well.!
Tina
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ReplyDeleteTom who said ...
...they can be deadly.
Hello Tom and many thanks for your comment
Here in the UK it is my understanding that there is no age restriction on using Christmas crackers, but it is illegal in the UK to sell crackers to anyone under the age of 12.
Of course it is MOST IMPORTANT to ALWAYS take care and be extra careful with them especially when there are young children around. The novelty items inside are often small and can be choking hazards, particularly for children aged three and under.
We, as a family do enjoy them. They are part of the family tradition and there is almost a competition about whose joke will be the worst and cause us all to groan...
It's mid-week already, I hope the rest of your week goes well.
Take care.
All the best Jan
Groaning but in a good way. :)
ReplyDeleteGenial te mando un beso.
ReplyDeleteMy only concern about these and with fireworks 🎆 is the noise they make and that they scare 😱 animals, both pets and wildlife.
ReplyDeleteChristmas crackers are a mainstay on my Christmas table, my great-grandchildren are now sharing the tradition :)
ReplyDeleteI like the silly jokes and toys, especially the curling fish, do they still have those ?
Paper hat wearing is not option :)
Thank you for sharing your pictures, they bring back so many memories of Christmas in England,
Merry Christmas dear friend.
Jo
Love the jokes, I sent them to my kids.
ReplyDelete:-)) Thanks for the laugh, Jan!
ReplyDeleteWhy are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
ReplyDeleteThey always drop their needles!
They're all good!!!
A good laugh is always welcome.
This morning I have to take the bus to the weekly market and go for a walk while I'm there, and I'll look at the Christmas window displays. Then I'll have finished everything and I can relax!
I hope you don't have too stressful a day, hugs, Elke
The Tinsilitus is my fav!!!! Oh, we first found those crackers 2006 in Perth, Australia - they still not have arrived in Germany. Thank you for the memories - I´ll sure post a pic for Christmas! :-)
ReplyDeleteBuone feste a te Jan!
ReplyDeleteThey are fun, Jan.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs. These are great cracker jokes. :)
ReplyDeleteLove the jokes, thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteTake care, have a wonderful day!
Ha, ha, these are fun!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!!
Christmas crackers aren't usually a tradition here, but it must be quite fun.
ReplyDeleteNext Monday, my husband and I are flying to Copenhagen to spend Christmas with my son Pedro. I take this opportunity to wish you and your family a Merry Christmas 🎄 filled with joy, health, peace and love and a great New Year 🎉
Christmas hugs and all the best for you my friend
We certainly enjoy Christmas crackers. A great tradition.
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas and God bless you and yours, Jan.
I'm laughing--these are great. The knitting one is cute but Good King Wenceslas is my favorite.
ReplyDeleteBoa noite Jan. Biscoitos salgados são deliciosos. Sem muito sal, primeiramente.
ReplyDeleteScopro oggi, grazie al tuo post, questa tradizione dei crackers di Natale.
ReplyDeleteMolto bella e originale
Jan - I am definitely chuckling! I am also grateful because I like to have a few holiday jokes on hand when I am working at our local ski resort - whether talking to people in lines or on a ski lift, it helps with the overall mood! My favorite is the one about Good King Wencelas!
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Genial te mando un beso.
Great, I'm sending you a kiss.
olga.t
Buone feste a te Jan!
Happy holidays to you, Jan!
Luiz Gomes
Boa noite Jan. Biscoitos salgados são deliciosos. Sem muito sal, primeiramente.
Good evening Jan. Savory biscuits are delicious. First of all, without too much salt.
Stefania
Scopro oggi, grazie al tuo post, questa tradizione dei crackers di Natale.
Molto bella e originale
I discovered this Christmas cracker tradition today, thanks to your post.
Very beautiful and original.
Fun. And I'm with King Wencelas. Deep and crisp and even
ReplyDeleteI chuckled :)
ReplyDeleteJan wasn't familiar with this British tradition. I looked it up and see that they are part of the Christmas table's decoration and fun: they pop open with a bang, come with a paper hat and a joke, and create a cheerful, family-friendly atmosphere.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs, Jan. :)
ReplyDeleteGood jokes.
ReplyDeleteI’m definitely chuckling
ReplyDeleteSnowball. That's a great one. I'll share that riddle with my friends. Thanks, Jan.
ReplyDeleteCute...very cute!
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU EVERYONE FOR SHARING YOUR THOUGHTS AND COMMENTS
ReplyDeleteA few replies ...
Anonymous said...
Hee hee I enjoyed the jokes, my favourite is the first one and how Good King Wencelas likes his pizza.
Enjoy the season Jan and the crackers.
Will you share a picture of you in a paper hat? They never stay on well.!
Tina
Hello Tina ... should any photographs be taken of me wearing a paper hat I may just share a picture :)
A Brit in Tennessee said...
Christmas crackers are a mainstay on my Christmas table, my great-grandchildren are now sharing the tradition :)
I like the silly jokes and toys, especially the curling fish Paper hat wearing is not option :)
Thank you for sharing your pictures, they bring back so many memories of Christmas in England,
Merry Christmas dear friend.
Jo
Hello Jo ... the curling fish were still in last years crackers, they are such fun aren't they.
Maria Rodrigues said...
Christmas crackers aren't usually a tradition here, but it must be quite fun.
Next Monday, my husband and I are flying to Copenhagen to spend Christmas with my son Pedro. I take this opportunity to wish you and your family a Merry Christmas 🎄 filled with joy, health, peace and love and a great New Year 🎉
Christmas hugs and all the best for you my friend.
Hello Maria ... enjoy time with your son in Copenhagen.
Norma2 said...
Jan wasn't familiar with this British tradition. I looked it up and see that they are part of the Christmas table's decoration and fun: they pop open with a bang, come with a paper hat and a joke, and create a cheerful, family-friendly atmosphere.
Hello Norma ... pleased you took time to look up the details of this Christmas Tradition ... our family always have fun together.
ONCE AGAIN, THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO COMMENTED HERE AND THANK YOU TO ALL WHO VISIT THE BLOG
All the best Jan
we LOVE crackers and i have them for several holidays. we always wear our crowns while we eat dessert..
ReplyDeleteWe bought crackers when we lived in England and then we saw them here in the U.S. when we got back but I haven't seen them the last few years.
ReplyDeleteI like the one about the athlete, hadn't heard that one before :)
Merry Christmas!
I bought Christmas crackers this year. I hope I can get the gang into wearing the hats. I love them!
ReplyDeleteMost years we have crackers for Christmas and enjoy/ groan at the jokes.I enjoyed your selection with my favourite being the tinsilitus one.
ReplyDeleteMuy divertidos los chistes, me gustó el de las agujas de los abetos. Besos.
ReplyDeleteVery funny! We don't have crackers any more.
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas.