Further
to the proposed stale white crusty bunfight:
Of the high carb low fat clique,
only Carbo turned up. Seeing the low carb heavies,
Eddie, Graham and John, he turned and attempted to run down Arguments Yard to escape.
However, he was too big for the narrow alley. Panicking he dropped both his stale white
crusty buns and glucotabs. Watching him have a hypo, the three heavies kindly
offered him their packets of cheap Sainsbury’s Scotch eggs. He proceeded to
wolf down all three packets and as he
himself and his acolytes repeatedly shrilled these cheap Scotch eggs have 18.1 gm of carbs each.
Having eaten three packets of the eggs, Carbo rapidly recovered from the hypo
but also began exhibiting alarming indications of facial nerve damage and retinopathy. He asked
for the address of WhitbyJet but was told that she was not from these parts.
Looks like the yokes on Carbo.
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