Saturday 26 October 2013

Ode To An Inebriate

Not drunk is he who from the
floor. 
Can rise alone and still drink
more;
But drunk is he that prostrate
lies,
Without the power to drink or 
rise.

"Anon"

OK I managed to get off the floor and walk home rather wet but reasonably sober!

Graham    
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9 comments:

  1. tess27 October 2013 at 00:03

    [raising my glass to Graham...]

    ;-)

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  2. Lowcarb team member27 October 2013 at 11:47

    Well, as it's mid morning'ish I'm raising a cup of coffee!

    All the best Jan

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  3. Anonymous27 October 2013 at 15:01

    Good one mate.

    How about this?


    The low carb cake-
    is so easy to make.

    And as a pud-
    don't half taste good.

    Perhaps not - staging a quick exit
    Doug ( laughing out loud )

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  4. Lowcarb team member27 October 2013 at 15:16

    Don't give up the day job Doug !

    Eddie

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  5. Lowcarb team member27 October 2013 at 15:24

    There was a man called Sid Bonkers
    Whose head was full up with conkers
    Who only appealed to plonkers
    His side kick was worse
    And a right lying curse
    Jeez did he tell us some stonkers

    Getting me coat

    Eddie

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  6. Anonymous27 October 2013 at 17:43

    Points out of 10 please.

    Graham 9

    Doug 7

    Eddie 3

    Do you concur?

    Martin

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  7. Anonymous27 October 2013 at 20:37

    Eddie Nil points I think would be more accurate

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  8. Lowcarb team member27 October 2013 at 21:03

    "The low carb cake-
    is so easy to make.

    And as a pud-
    don't half taste good."

    I liked this Doug and so true they are easy to make.

    As always thanks for your comment, thanks to all comments received from our readers

    Readers deserve 10 points I think

    All the best Jan

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  9. Lowcarb team member28 October 2013 at 00:23

    Eddie Nil points I think would be more accurate

    Can't disagree with that!!

    Graham

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