Tuesday 26 December 2017

Boxing day joke ya gotta larf!

Nicked from a site in the US. Eddie
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband’s libido.
“What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor. “Not a chance,” she said. “He won’t even take an aspirin.” “Not a problem,” replied the doctor. “Give him an “Irish Viagra. It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.”
It wasn’t a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to the progress. The poor dear exclaimed, “Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!  It was terrible! Just terrible, doctor!”
“Really? What happened?” asked the doctor.
“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it into his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!”
“With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!”
“Why so terrible?” asked the doctor. “Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn’t good?”
“‘Twas the best sex I’ve had in 25 years!
But as sure as I’m sitting here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”

19 comments:

  1. Hahahahahaha
    That is a good one!

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  2. Cute post and story! Happy Boxing Day!

    Have a happy day and week ahead.

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  3. Haha brilliant!! Really brightened up this dreary wet Boxing Day for me...thank you so much! 😂😂

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  4. I am still laughing! If I lived in an apt or with neighbors close, they would ask me to stop with the noise. Still laughing.

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  5. That joke was hilarious. I even linked to it on my blog.

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  6. From Japan; I will give Christmas Illuminations to Tomodachi in the world! https://ryoma2sakamoto.wordpress.com/2017/12/25/from-japan-i-will-give-christmas-illuminations-to-tomodachi-in-the-world/

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  7. So that's why our local coffee shops are always bulging at the seams?

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