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Sunday 2 February 2014

DCUK Quote of the day !

"Cant sleep, pain overwhelming, wheres Squishy MUMMY i need her LOL. !"

Kamon the arch King of bullshit on the flog.

This guy (she's a woman really) says he is at deaths door, in a wheelchair and on morphine.

Jan has been given strict instructions. If I get to this stage, she has been told to wheel me up to the edge of Beachy Head, with a large bottle of Jack, and leave me there.

Only on the flog eh!

Eddie

14 comments:

Lowcarb team member said...

Methinks we (and DUK) have had dealings with this sad individual before.

Jan, that would be a terrible waste of Jack Daniels. Leave the brake off!

John

tess said...

JACK DANIELS??? you're within a couple hundred miles of some of the best whiskeys in the world and you want your last drink to be white-trash-American rotgut??? Eddie, i'm disappointed....

Galina L. said...

OMG, communicating with a person at the death door! It is very sad.
I assume she/he is a diabetic with an access to the insulin syringe. Probably, in a desperate situation like that, the easiest way out would be the OD of insulin. Am I wrong?

Lowcarb team member said...

Galina they are not for real,a sad spoofer with nothing better to do. All the long term and bright members have kept well away.

Would you spend your last days posting on forums, I think not.

Regards Eddie

Lowcarb team member said...

Tess

I like Jack and I cannot afford to buy good Whisky.

Make mine a large one !

Eddie

Galina L. said...

Well, spending last days on forums doesn't seem reasonable, but people are different. If somebody is goofing around pretending to be dying on a forum - it is really spooky.
At the moment we have two family members with an advanced Alzheimer in my family - my grandma who just turned 95 and her sister 93 years old. Looking at them, my mother, uncle and their cousins are scared of own possible extreme longevity and what their future may look like. My mom eats a LC diet, I hope it will keep her mentally healthy for years to come.

Unfortunately, alcohol is something I have to avoid the more the better. If I had to choose the drink for my last days, it would be cranberry Absolute.

Lowcarb team member said...

Galina

You have our sympathy. Jan's Mother died from Alzheimer's a few years ago aged 84, the cruelest illness of the lot I reckon.

It does not have to be, Grahams Mum died recently aged 97 and was mentally sharp and active to the end.

Eddie

Anonymous said...

His last days are adding up. He has been posting rubbish since November. Multiple Organ failure is usually a swift death.

Lowcarb team member said...

The only organ on the way out is between the spoofers ears I reckon.

Eddie

Unknown said...

This one is for you Eddie. There is a bit at the end about the Exit oldies research to make a drug for an expedited end.

Lowcarb team member said...

Give us a clue John !

Eddie

Unknown said...

Eddie declared: Give us a clue John !

Sorry Eddie, I forgot to post the link!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFGR0SRzUVI

Galina L. said...

Thank you, Eddie.
I a way Jan is lucky that due to your diabetes she follows the same diet as you do, even though I am sure she would wish you ware perfectly healthy. It should contribute the protection against Alzheimer and other age-related illnesses in a future. Naturally thin people have tendency to eat sweets and breads without giving it a second thought. Dr. Mary Eades told Tom Naughton that it was particularly hard to convince thin diabetics to drop carbs.

Galina L. said...

sorry, it should be "In a way..."