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Saturday 21 April 2012

Kens a great bloke. Honest !

Posted on the Rubber Ramada Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:47 pm

“Just for the information of our members, over the past few days there has been a concerted effort by certain people not only to blacken Ken's name but also this forum. Let me assure you that the recent trolling behavour on DCUK had nothing to do with either Ken or myself.

The Admin at DCUK was informed about this and removed the offending posts and comments made by members and a Moderator there who wrongly assumed that Ken was in some way involved.

If we wish to comment on subjects at DCUK we do so openly not sculking about in disguise. There are many people out there that know Ken's style and pet subjects well enough to imitate him in print and have their own reasons to malign him. Look to them for the culprits not this forum.

We apologise to any members here if you got caught up in this, these people have no feelings for anyone they hurt only for the twisted game they play”

We are delighted to announce, we have been awarded the contract, to restore the tarnished image of Ken aka Sideshow Bob. Having successfully handled the public relations campaigns for Genghis Kahn, Attila the Hun and Vlad the Impaler, we feel we are well placed to restore the credibility of our much maligned client. Never let it be said we shy away from the toughest of challenges.

At a London press conference yesterday, a spokesman for BKW stated, unlimited funds were available for the positive promotion of their client. He denied all knowledge of heavy tactics used in the past, and denied having ever heard of Sid (the enforcer) Bonkers.

Eddie (the madman) Mitchell Director of Public Relations and Damage Limitation. Bullshite, Koverupp and Whitewash of New York

7 comments:

Felix said...

http://carbophile.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/it-saturday-so-we-must-all-be-sameor.html?showComment=1334092526656#c3575419768563610494

In answer to a comment asking ""Don't you mean Ken aka cugila, Millimetre, Wrunkelt, Albert, SilverFox, AngelEyes?"

Ken wrote the following:
"And your point is........I have never denied using those names. They were used to take on the idiot and his pals....the SCUM."

He is taking his lies to new levels now. Hopefully lucy and his very small band of legitimate posters will be able to see him for the deluded mad man that he actuall is...

Mr Sid Whitewash said...

Dear Mr Mitchel,

I am writing to inform you that your client is in breach of a prior contact made with Pratchard, Pratchard & Sons. An examination of the diabetes forums provides ample evidence of “astroturfing” on behalf of our client. We employ a group, codename “clique”, to place favourable blog and online forum messages in the guise of normal “grassroots” users.

I understand that confusion may have arisen with the client’s use of many different forum names. To avoid any further confusion I list the aliases under which Pratchard, Pratchard & Sons holds contracts:

Ken, Cugila, Millimetre, Wrunkelt, Albert, SilverFox, AngelEye, Riddler.

In this matter, I insist that you cease and desist in your dealings with the above.

Sid Whitewash
Director of Public Relations
Pratchard, Pratchard & Sons

Lowcarb team member said...

Dear Mr. Whitewash

Never was a communiqué more gratefully received. When the Mr. Ken brief landed on my desk I did everything I could to avoid the case. The huge fees offered turned my senior partners head. Possibly we could arrange a mutually beneficial outcome, by way of working together on a split fee basis.

I was going to proceed with a plea of diminished responsibility for your client. I think the guy started out with good intent, however, I believe his low calorie, low carb, and low fat diet has severely impaired his mental capacity.

A well known Doctor and lowcarb expert pointed this out over a year ago, alas, Mr Ken did not take heed, and the downward spiral to Palookaville was inevitable.

Best regards Eddie lowcarb SCUM team member.

Sid Whitewash said...

Dear Mr Mitchel,

I have had a word with my senior partners and they would be very interested in exploring the possibilities of working together on a split fee basis. There are also interested [and you will understand the need to keep this strictly confidential] of treating each of:

Ken, Cugila, Millimetre, Wrunkelt, Albert, SilverFox, AngelEye, Riddler

as individual separate clients. This would allow for multiple income streams but with minimal case research.

Regarding case research, my senior partners agree with the plea of diminished responsibility and ask if the well-known Doctor and lowcarb expert would be willing to testify? They also suggest as a second line of defence, Ken’s problems of low self-esteem. In this regard they ask if you knew of person with psychological expertise who would be willing to testify in Ken’s defence.

Sid Whitewash
Director of Public Relations
Pratchard, Pratchard & Sons

Anonymous said...

Poor old Ken you have to feel sorry for him, maybe if he apologised for all his sins us SCUM could find it in our hearts to forgive him.

Hang on I'm not SCUM, ignore my comment he got what he deserved.

Lowcarb team member said...

“Just for the information of our members, over the past few days there has been a concerted effort by certain people not only to blacken Ken's name but also this forum."

I don't think Ken needs any help to "blacken" his name he did that himself a long time ago. As for your forum his comments there about members and admin at DCUK show Ken for what he really is.

Talk about blacken someones name Kens a dab hand at that as can be seen here;

TROLL CONTENT REMOVED

http://www.diabetes.co.uk/diabetes-forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=14362&hilit=troll&start=75#p188628

Graham

Lowcarb team member said...

"If we wish to comment on subjects at DCUK we do so openly not sculking about in disguise"

Jay wanted to use his real name when he joined diabetes.co.uk this was not allowed under Kens regime. He chose the name Canuck. In one or more of his posts Jay stated that a low calorie, low carb, low fat diet was not sustainable once weight loss had been a achieved. I believe he was correct. Jay failed to take in the medical condition kiddingyaselfus.

This is a condition were the sufferers live in a dream world telling people they are low carb, low fat and low calorie but never get to a safe weight. If you check out the abc forum both report needing to lose weight despite years of trying.

Jay was no Troll and he does not skulk in the shadows. It amazes me when people use anonymous forum names, they feel they are out in the open standing behind a genuine or true name.

As for ‘sculking about in disguise’ Ken and Sue are a world class act !


Eddie one of the SCUM !!