Man Bites Dog !

Specially-trained officers forced their way into a property in Scotland last night. They arrested a man on suspicion of being in possession of a dangerous temper. They took him away to be examined to determine whether he is on the banned breed list.

Poor Toby only survived thanks to the brave actions of PC Plod, who sprayed the suspected madman with a fire extinguisher, forcing him to unclamp his jaws from round the neck of the defenceless dog.

Said PC Plod: "We now have to wait for the tests to come back to find out whether this man is on the banned list". Plod added: "This is not the first time this guy has completely lost the plot, but this latest attack is way beyond our experience. It’s a tragedy and to think he used to be in the force”

The first SOCO on the scene stated “We see this all the time, it starts with a low carb, low calorie, low fat diet. Once they get a mods job, it’s rapidly down hill”