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Saturday 14 December 2019

Ya gotta larf

A Greek and a Mick were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Pantheon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough said the Mick, but it was the Irish who got women involved.”

Eddie

14 comments:

Tom said...

...oh boy!

Chris Lally said...

Oh, boy. I am of Irish descent and am married to a guy of Greek descent, so I'll just file this one away for now...

Christine said...

Ooh

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Yep, I laughed!

Valerie-Jael said...

Too funny! Valerie

Phil Slade said...

A bit below the belt Eddie. Hope you don't upset any snowflakes by using "Mick".

Nadezda said...

Ha ha!

pam nash said...

hahahahaha

Victor S E Moubarak said...

Brilliant.

God bless.

carol l mckenna said...

Ah, too funny! ~

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sandy said...

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Rose said...

LOL....this made me about spew coffee!

William Kendall said...

Hah!

Magic Love Crow said...

LOL! Too funny! LOL!