Friday, 9 November 2012
Carlo Spaghetti walks out on Team Lowcarb Anti !
In a shock move Carlo Spaghetti threw in the towel at Team Lowcarb Anti today. With half the first team drug addicted and the others totally unfit due to years of dietary induced illness, even the great man realised he was battling against a lost cause. At a press conference today he apologised to the lowcarb anti fans but stated the team was beyond hope, and the problems with their current stadium, which has been derelict and falling to bits for years, left him no option but to call it a day. He stated the management were only interested in exploitation and money, and the club was heading for Palookaville big time.
The timing of his resignation has angered many fans, especially as a rumour is beginning to emerge, he has been offered a five year contract to run a new team of lowcarb superstars, in a new purpose built stadium, still under construction at a secret address. This coincides with another rumour that PR and advertising gurus Wingnut and Beantipper are putting a massive advertising campaign together to recruit new fans.
Watch this space for further announcements. Old fans that wish to purchase a season ticket at the new venue can post a comment on this thread marked private do not publish or email us from the contact page of www.lowcarbdiabetic.co.uk All old fans warmly welcomed.