Lawyers acting for Luis Suarez are said to be blaming Luis's low carb high fat diet for his recent attack on an Italian footballer.
The independent disciplinary panel, chaired by Swiss lawyer Claudio Sulser, has a range of sanctions available, including force feeding Luis industrial quantities of carbs before he takes to the pitch.
An unnamed spokesman said "It's the MEAT ! they have been feeding the lad too much MEAT !"
The Sun
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I remember reading that the most aggressive tribe of ancient Greeks Spartans ate a high-meat diet which was also very low in grains, but the rest of Greece lived mostly on bread, vinegar and olive oil.
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