British Dietetic Associations dietitians week 6-10 June 2016

Last year I attended the annual BDA conference, not one of my better decisions. As you can see, they damn near wasted me, can't think why. I had attended the meeting in what I thought was a passable disguise. Unfortunately, the ex diabetes.co.uk resident dietitian recognised me, after I made a seemingly innocuous remark about the exceedingly high amount of cakes being scoffed. 

Instantly, all hell broke loose, and I was attacked from all sides. Lying on the floor, after a particularly savage blow from a fire extinguisher, I made a conscious decision to never attend a BDA meeting again, I then made a conscious decision to pass out. I awoke four days later, heavily sedated, and barely alive in The West Smethwick Infirmary. I won't be attending this years 'Dietitians week' bash. A Man must know his limitations.

Eddie

Please note this is a work of fiction, any similarity with any persons alive or dead, is purely coincidental.