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Friday, 2 November 2018

Ya gotta larf!

Two old gals, chatting in the afterlife…
1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.

Eddie

23 comments:

William Kendall said...

What a punchline!

Tom said...

...good one.

Noke said...

...ja ein guter.

Valerie-Jael said...

Thanks for the laugh! Hugs, Valerie

only slightly confused said...

That's the best.

Lowcarb team member said...

Noke said:
...ja ein guter.

Google transalate:
...yes, a good one.

bill burke said...

Now that's a good one, LOL

happyone said...

That was a good one.

John M said...

Very funny!😄

Victor S E Moubarak said...

Great joke. Thanx.

Wishing you and Jan a Happy Weekend.

God bless.

magiceye said...

Hahaha... Good one!

Christine said...

ahahaha

Iris Flavia said...

:-) Good one. Guess they won´t become friends exactly.

Sussi said...

a good one!

DIMI said...

Hello Jan!
Ha ha...such a great joke! Love it! LOL!
Have a lovely weekend and a happy November!
Dimi...

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Oh my gosh I needed that larf, thanks Eddie that was hilarious 😀😀😀

«†MyFaithIsOverFlowing†» said...

ROFL, Good one

DMS said...

That gave me a laugh. I wasn't expecting it at all!
~Jess

riitta k said...

:DD

Linda Calverley said...

Good one! :-)

Lynda said...

I love this!!!!! I didn't see that ending at all :)

carol l mckenna said...

Ah! Great joke ~ humor so good for the soul!

Happy Day to you,
A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)

Magic Love Crow said...

This is hilarious! LOL! Thanks Eddie!