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Saturday, 17 November 2018

Ya gotta larf!

After the Honeymoon

One evening, after the honeymoon, Tom was working on his motorcycle in the garage. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally said, “Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it’s time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage. You probably should also consider selling your Harley and all your welding equipment along with your gun collection, your fishing gear, the boat and all those stupid model aeroplanes, plus dump that vintage sports car and your home brewing equipment.”

Tom got a horrified look on his face.

She said, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

He replied, “For a minute there, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife!”

“Ex-wife!?” she screamed, “YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”

Tom replied, “I wasn’t.”

Eddie

18 comments:

NanaDiana said...

LOL

Catarina said...

Hahahaha

Christine said...

hahaha

Valerie-Jael said...

Good one! Valerie

Lady Caer Morganna said...

Ha ha ha !! Good one!! ;)

DIMI said...

So funny indeed!
Thank you for sharing!
Dimi...

William Kendall said...

Uh oh!

Tom said...

...good one!

Victor S E Moubarak said...

Good one.

God bless.

DeniseinVA said...

Great punch line!

carol l mckenna said...

LOL ~ Wishing you a happy weekend ~ ^_^

Happy Day to you,
A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)

Conniecrafter said...

Ha Ha :)

Teresa said...

Muy bueno. Besitos.

Author R. Mac Wheeler said...

LOL

Amy Purdy said...

LOL

baili said...

Oh that was ouch!!!!!
haha funny :)

Carol Blackburn said...

Good one! My hubby even got a big laugh out of that when I read it to him. Thanks!

Magic Love Crow said...

This was good! LOL! Thanks for the laugh! LOL!