Hi to all my disciples and anonymous fellow miscreants.
Hi friends, not a great week on my stupendous and magnificent blog. I am thoroughly sick of reading about all the good news and low carb success on diabetes.co.uk. That gruesome forum had the unmitigated stupidity to fire me, my good friend SarahQ, and Jopar from our mods jobs. The low carb good news was increasing on a daily basis even in my day, but now it’s only the lowcarbers who are doing well, even some of the bloody medics are praising these low carb wretches now ! Where will it all end ! What’s wrong with being obese and celebrating the individual, more to the point, my shares in Oribilstat are going through the floor.
Has the Cherub lost the plot ? She stated at the big one on Monday “Clinicians need to wake up to the fact that moderate/ lower carb intake works for most Type 2's” what is she trying to do ? Usurp my methods or what ? What happened to the old bamboozle em with the low GI ploy ? It’ worked a treat in the past. Even Stephen Hawking never understood how it was supposed to work. Bonkers appears to have turned over a new leaf and is rarely to be seen ! If it wasn’t for Phoenix our saviour and (no Hope Warshaw aficionado) on so many occasions, I don’t know where we would be. Times are a changing, and it looks grim for us carb addicted antis.
On another negative note, I have posted some good recipes on my illustrious and magnificent blog and no-one hardly ever comments, why are you all so obsessed with Eddie and Graham ? What have I got to post to get a good response, other than slag off those lowcarbers ? Jopar is doing a good job, winding up the members, insinuating members are liars, and telling type two’s they brought it on themselves, provides much mirth, but has she overdone it ? Lets face it, you would have thought she might have learned something about diabetes control, being on the forum 24/7 for four years. While I am doing a bit of chastising, what’s Nobhead up to ? Has he gone into retirement ? His one line saturated fat wind ups, and links to some pre Boer War studies used to be great, come on Nigel, get out of your scratcher and make some effort.
Have I got it right, they tell me Kenny boy made a brief appearance on the big one, swiftly banned no doubt, that guy cracks me up. And what’s going on at ABC, he hasn’t been seen over there for a week, maybe he had another freak out and actually banned himself, he sure is capable of it, what a character eh. I’ll miss him when his gone, but will he ever be gone ?
So my few remaining and dishevelled
Carbo Chief Lowcarb Anti Generalissimo and your illustrious leader.