In an unprecedented move the trustees of the Wallycorker foundation have awarded the highly prestigious Wallycorker prize to a man yet to be banned. A young and honest man that has had some very hard breaks. A man who swiftly understood the way Kenny boy operates, and told the despotic Carbo to stick it where the sun does not shine.
A clearly moved Lord Beantipper stated “this kid has more balls than an Aberdeen Angus and takes me back to my lowcarb militant days” Rodger ‘Keto Warrior’ Jenkins was almost speechless, but was clearly in agreement with the trustees unanimous decision. It goes with out saying Paul has been placed in the lowcarb hall of fame. Keep kicking butt Paul, and the very best of health and luck to you and yours.
Thelonius P. Wilderbeast the coolest man on the planet.
8 comments:
“this kid has more balls than an Aberdeen Angus”. I don’t want to be pedantic but most mammals have only two. Unless Angus has:
0 and the kid has 1
1 and the kid has 2
Carbo
Carbo
Carbo has the gonads of a gnat. Always the pedant and a loser of the first magnitude. But above all, totally cowardly and gutless. I am having a couple of months holiday, perhaps a meet up ? he can bring some mates, I will go alone.
Eddie
What about Hitler ?
I remember this song as a kid. Hitler had only one ball and Goebbels had no balls at all.
I am working hard to return to my childhood. Life was so much easier and simple in those days. Am I mad ?
Ask me if I care.
Eddie
"Goebbels had no balls at all."
That's on a par with tubs and his cronies, as for the question about Hitler at least he had "one"
Adults only:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmDJvDOWjZU&feature=related
Graham
You have a very wierd sense of humour - ? humour
Anonymouse said...
"You have a very "wierd" sense of humour - ? humour"
Wierd? no I think you mean "weird" as in weirdo the definition of the anonymous humourless internet trolls that frequent carbo/tubolards blog!
Goodnight weirdo internet troll.
Graham
"Wierd" is what we do best.
Like we don't believe big pharma and junk food firms. We don't believe sugar and high starch foods are good for diabetics.
Eddie
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