A very good reason to give up lowcarbing !

Tony and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years, both diabetics  Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because Tony watched their pennies. 



Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods, a lowcarb diet and exercise. 

One day, their good health didn't help when they went on yet another holiday and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. 


They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside.  He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath.  A maid could be seen hanging their favourite clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven.  This will be your home now.' 



Tony asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.  'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.' 
Tony looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.. 
'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled Tony.. 
'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied.  'You can play for free, every day.' 
  
  

          
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages. 
'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to Tony.  This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.' 
Tony looked around and glanced nervously at Yvonne. 
'Well, where are the low carb and high fat foods he asked. 
That's the best part,' St. Peter replied.  'You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick or suffer diabetic complications   
This is Heaven!' 


'No gym to work out at?' said Tony
'Not unless you want to,' was the answer. 
'No testing my blood sugar or blood pressure or...' 
'Never again.  All you do here is enjoy yourself and eat whatever you like. 
  

                                       

Tony glared at Yvonne and said, 'You and your f***ing lowcarb diet.  We could have been here ten years ago !  


Eddie