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Saturday, 8 December 2012

Sid Bonkers wins Wallycorker Prize !

In an unprecedented move, the trustees of the Wallycorker foundation have awarded the highly prestigious Wallycorker medal to Sid Bonkers at Rarely is the award given to a member who has not been banned. And never has the award been given to a  lowcarb anti and sat fat will kill ya guru.

Chairman of the board of trustees. Roger (keto warrior) Jenkins, who abstained from the vote by the trustees, stated today “no man is beyond redemption and Sid’s stunning Moussaka post together with an excellent photograph was arguably the best lowcarb recipe post in the history of”

Evidently the reason Sid was put up for the award, was the fact his not lowcarb, portion control dietary regime, is now being advised by a new diabetes forum. This decision was bitterly opposed by long time lowcarb legend Monty Beantipper, who had to be physically restrained, by four security guards using a can of mace and a base ball bat. Strange times indeed.

The recipe is here.

The Sun


Lowcarb team member said...

WTF!! these awards have been devalued, one recipe from a diabetic who eats cornflakes for breakfast does not qualify him for such a prestigious award. Hypocrite of the year would be most fitting award for him.

Whatever next carbo/tubolard in recognition of his efforts in keeping Warburton's shareholders happy.

Not a happy chappie.

Stephen Ferguson said...

Sid is like my hero. He, like controls his fucking carbs and stuff.

<25g a day, you know it make fucking sense.

Lowcarb team member said...

Welcome aboard Fergie, we luv ya !