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Sunday, 15 May 2011

If you can’t beat em, join em !

After months of turning down commercial advertising we have decided to take the money. We are launching a range of products that satisfy the most dedicated anti low carbers. Our first product the diabetic hamper.

At a recent press launch sales and marketing director Rick Ripoff was clearly ecstatic when he stated. “ This product fills a niche in the market place, other diabetes sites sell hampers that are only highly dangerous, but our hamper takes diabetic dietary stupidity to a new level. We guarantee hyperglycaemia within one hour or your money back. Our diabetic hamper is 100% fat free and will satisfy the most carb addicted ! This is a product for connoisseurs of carb and it’s a winner if ever I saw one”

Priced to sell at only £199 + £15 carriage we know you will be delighted. Special launch deal order two and carriage free. Order three and claim your free state-of-the art carbon fibre white stick and the beginners guide to Braille.

Coming soon our no test strip required blood glucose meter. Sure to be a monster hit. Whatever your BG it never reads higher than 5.4 a must for all those who think the NICE guidelines are safe.

1 comment:

Lowcarb warrior princess said...

OMG - Funny but scary. (: