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Friday 12 August 2011

Blessed Brian said...

"The path of the low-carb man is beset on all sides by the starch-ridden iniquities of the selfish and the breadcrumbed tyranny of evil carb pushers. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of high-carb darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost low-carb children. And I will strike down upon thee with great pecans and furious avocados those who would attempt to poison and destroy my low-carb brothers! And you will know that I am low-carb when I lay my full-fat vengeance upon thee."

2nd Macadamians, Chapter 4, Verse 8.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO

Amen

Anonymous said...

Brilliant Blessed Brian,
Thank you.

God Bless