‘We have hypothesized for a long time that a level of bullshit so incredibly high as to be almost incalculable could theoretically occur, but now it appears that we may be close to proving its existence’, said leading researcher Dr Tony Crust. Bullshit research enjoyed its golden age in the 1990’s when the Clueless, the Useless, and the Hopeless elements were all discovered, who together created the US food pyramid, but it was probably the discovery of the Total F**kwit, just a few years ago, which revitalized the entire field and led directly to this newest breakthrough. Scientists have dubbed this latest discovery the Gezza Particle. ‘The Gezza Particle, if confirmed, will represent a level of bullshit several magnitudes above even the Total F**kwit’ Explained Dr Crust. ‘It really is almost impossible to overstate just how high a level of bullshit we are talking about here’ it was ever thus.
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Excellent research from these scientists. I understand from a reliable source the original title for this strange particle was "A total pain in the arse". I can not confirm 100% if this is the case.
Sandy Denys BS c.
"So, I ask myself, why be scared of spiking? Isn't spiking perfectly natural? Isn't a spike as a result of glucose secretion into the blood which then triggers insulin secretion (hopefully)?"
http://www.diabetes.co.uk/diabetes-forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=45936&start=10#p415475
The blind leading the blind ?
Gezza has posted so much nonsense it is ludicrous. What gets me is no
one in the mods chairs or admin are pulling him up and saying hang on
a minute your talking complete BS. God knows what the newbies must
think. One minute Gezza is "diabetes resolved" next he is talking about
spikes and numbers I have not seen for years. And I am most certainly a
diabetic.
Eddie
If I may call it so: Interesting equation. It is my sincere hope that n=newbies do not take 'The Gezza Particle' seriously.
I feel sorry for the newly diagnosed on DCUK. The few experienced members who try to help are completely overwhelmed by the numbers of those needing help. Meanwhile people like the "G” man are confusing them further.
Diagnosis is such a trauma in many cases that they are already suspicious and don’t know who to trust.Gezza is so busy trying to attract attention to himself he can't see that he may be harming others. Possibly he is surprised by the amount of attention he has received and has become addicted to it.
I don't see the Moderators intervening any time soon.
Kath
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