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Friday 12 September 2014

Forge wins the Golden Gezza !


In a special all night sitting of the board of trustees the vote was unanimous. The trustees agreed after little deliberation Forge is the most annoying person, and the biggest buffoon to grace the world of diet related blogging, and forum posting since Kenny boy. 

Chairman of the board of trustees. Roger (keto warrior) Jenkins stated today “The low carb antis have spouted complete bollocks for years, but Forge has taken total bullcrap to a new level. Even when he falls down a sinkhole he never stops digging, this nutter has to have the last word, even when he is wrong, he's completely batshit"

Lord Beantipper was less complimentary and clearly wound up said "Forge is a complete menace, and it is very clear to see he is straight out of the Carbsane camp, monumental noise but nothing new to say. Even when you consider the total rubbish posted by the high carb high priestess and carboholic high meds junkie phoenix, Forge is in a world of his own"

So there you have it folks, where will Forge turn up next ? Is the man beyond redemption ? Will he end his days in the elephants grave yard, known as the Carbsane asylum for the doomed talking to himself? 

The Sun

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