In an unprecedented move, the trustees of the Wallycorker foundation have awarded the highly prestigious Wallycorker medal to Carole Sampson. Rarely is the award given to a woman, and never to a person who has not been banned. Carole has worked tirelessly, to expose the idiotic Carbsane and her spreaders of fear and ludicrous clique cronies. She has brought a much needed sense of humour to the crazy world of internet blogs.
In a special all night sitting of the board of trustees the vote was unanimous. The trustees were also highly impressed with Carole’s skilful winding up of Kocurnuts and was highly commended. Above all, the trustees were highly impressed with the speed this newcomer has taken the bloated one to unparalleled heights of annoyance, causing blog moderation to being installed..
Chairman of the board of trustees. Roger (keto warrior) Jenkins stated today “we thought Eddie could play these chumps like a violin, but it is clear Carole has Evelyn completely barking” The obese one, still working her battered and beleaguered clique, by remote control from her padded cell, aided and abetted by her lap dogs and toadies is on her last legs, literally, if reports are accurate, has taken madness to a new level. The end must be in sight. Lord Beantipper said at an impromptu drinks party after the award ceremony “If Evelyn was a horse they would have shot her a long time ago”. When asked to comment, on his ongoing High Court bestiality trial, and to confirm Carole was his long lost love child, Beantipper head butted a Daily Mail hack, and left by a rear entrance.