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Thursday, 28 March 2013

Flesh-eating bacteria strain eats only excess body fat !

Allentown, PA - Everyone knows Allentown is full of people who are too fat to fit into a restaurant booth. That is all about to change since the FDA approved the use of a new strain of flesh-eating bacteria for release into the wild, according to our source, Dr. Perogie of Emmaus College.
The new bacteria strain is genetically modified to only eat the "bad" fat, not the brown fat that is needed for production of heat in the body. The bacteria work fast, as they multiply and eat up one pound the first day, two pounds, the second day, and so on until the job is done.

This man was 1300 pounds. Now look at him.

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Anonymous said...

Heh heh! I must bookmark that spoof site! Maybe we could send them the link to Evelyn's blog - they'll think she's a spoof!

Anonymous said...

It's not April 1st?

Galina L. said...

First of all, the man is not 1300 lb, my guess not more than 500 or even 400

Victor Meldrew said...

"I didn't believe it..... "

Michael said...

Hey! I live in Allentown!!!

Galina L. said...

I imagined for a second how more and more gases(since bacteria are multiplying) escaping between tissues and through skin pores, how the patient is administered IV antibiotic in order to safe some of his fat... It could a wonderful plot for a horror movie. Sell it to Hollywood and donate proceeding to the diabetes research.

Anonymous said...

Uh, oh! The Adipose are breeding on earth again. I think I'll visit PA just to see if the Doctor shows up.