British Government's Anti-Obesity Measures Revealed!

Tougher action is to be taken by the government to tackle the problem of obesity in Britain.

It is now thought that the psychological effect of presenting junk food to shoppers in smaller boxes simply causes them to think the portions of food inside them are also smaller. Obese people have been responding to smaller packaging of the unhealthy products by buying more of them and getting even fatter by eating double the amount.

"People will no longer need to go to a gym or even to go for a walk in order to get enough exercise" said a government spokesman. "In fact, obese people will find it so hard to get these new nanocardboard boxes of junk food open that the lazy sods will probably decide to fill their guts up with healthy fruit instead!"


Graham


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