Just imagine Christmas Dinner is almost ready!
The table is laid, the tree is glittering in the background and there waiting on the table are this years Christmas Crackers waiting to be pulled!
It's tradition in our family to always have crackers ... cue the paper hats and of course the jokes! Will they be good ones or groaners!
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In todays post aptly titled 'inside six Christmas Crackers' I'm sharing six jokes that could just be inside the Crackers this year!
How does Good King Wencelas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even!
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
They always drop their needles!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitus!
Which athlete is the warmest at Christmas?
The long jumper!
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball.
What did Rudolph say after he crashed the sleigh?
Oh, deer!
Well, are you chuckling, or groaning? Perhaps a mixture of both!
Have you got a favourite?
~ Enjoy your day~
All the best Jan
5 comments:
What fun!
...they can be deadly.
So fun! We've never done crackers. I wish they had them around here.
Hee hee I enjoyed the jokes, my favourite is the first one and how Good King Wencelas likes his pizza.
Enjoy the season Jan and the crackers.
Will you share a picture of you in a paper hat? They never stay on well.!
Tina
REPLY TO
Tom who said ...
...they can be deadly.
Hello Tom and many thanks for your comment
Here in the UK it is my understanding that there is no age restriction on using Christmas crackers, but it is illegal in the UK to sell crackers to anyone under the age of 12.
Of course it is MOST IMPORTANT to ALWAYS take care and be extra careful with them especially when there are young children around. The novelty items inside are often small and can be choking hazards, particularly for children aged three and under.
We, as a family do enjoy them. They are part of the family tradition and there is almost a competition about whose joke will be the worst and cause us all to groan...
It's mid-week already, I hope the rest of your week goes well.
Take care.
All the best Jan
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