Newly appointed head coach at team lowcarb anti Carlo Spaghetti looked a worried man at today’s training session. With half his first team undergoing drug rehabilitation in the Priory and his star defender El Bonko due to appear at Bromley Magistrates Court, on a list of charges ranging from drunk and disorderly to grievous bodily harm, the situation looks bleak. The teams other long-time defender Nige Statinski has been despatched on a free transfer to Carbo United, the players grave yard for the failed and over the hill.
Spaghetti has brought in a new head of nutrition, Fatsa Good, the man credited with the spectacular success of the Jamaican Athletics team and Usain Bolts personal chef. Massive dietary changes are expected to be made. Fatsa was staggered when checking out the carb consumption of the Antis, and believes diet is one of the main reasons for the grim run of results seen over the last four seasons. There was one glimmer of hope this weekend when the Team Anti skipper, Brazilian forward Nullius in Verba was on the practise field 18 hours a day. Mystery still surrounds the whereabouts of missing Argentinean forward Jopar Penguinio.
The Sun
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Well having just had a nice avocado with some prawns for lunch I think the new nutritionist 'Fatsa Good'will approve of me.
Good to see the new working week has started well on the blog with its usual eclectic mix of news and funny stories.
Thanks and more of the same please.
By the way friends saw the new James Bond film over the weekend and liked it, especially Adeles music, which of course I see was on the blog over the weekend.
You are truly bonkers was that supposed to be funny ?
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You are truly bonkers was that supposed to be funny ?
Bonkers could not have posted that post he is on remand in Brixton HMP.
I thought it was funny.
And a great result from a low carb team 'free kick'
The match continues.
The low carb brigade were booed off the pitch when they took on the antis owing to the dirty tricks they used.
They repeatedly ganged up on members of the antis and punched, kicked and pulled their hair hoping that the ref would not see.
At half time they were seen to be eating bleached lard in large chunks washed down with red wine.
They seem to only be able to take part in anything using poor language and gang mentality. I am sure they only have one brain between them, sheep the lot of them.
using poor language and gang mentality.
"Bonkers could not have posted that post he is on remand in Brixton HMP."
He's no longer at Brixton he's been moved to Rampton for assessment and for his own protection.
After being assigned to kitchen duties at Brixton he incurred the wrath of fellow inmates by serving up child size portions of food, the ensuing riot left the Governor no option but to transfer him.
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