After a series of crushing defeats team lowcarb anti have brought in legendary coach Carlo Spaghetti. Spaghetti arguably the worlds most successful coach and strict disciplinarian was appalled at the teams fitness at first training session. At today’s press conference Spaghetti stated getting the antis fit would be the greatest challenge of his career. With half his first team in the Priory undergoing drug addiction therapy and his captain suffering a cognitive mental disorder during the last match, Spag is certainly in for a tough time. If these problems weren’t bad enough, Pfizer have withdrawn their sponsorship and his mercurial defender El Bonko was arrested last night for starting a fight in a South London fish and chip shop. Spag stated his immediate task was to assemble a team for the next big match. If Spaghetti can save them from relegation he will have achieved a miracle.
The Sun
2 comments:
Great exclusive from The Sun.
We wish Carlo all the best in his uphill task. Although many think Team lowcarb anti are a spent force.
"El Bonko was arrested last night for starting a fight in a South London fish and chip shop."
Was there a problem with the portion sizes?
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