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Sunday, 2 March 2014

Hallelujah Kman lives !

Wondrous news my friends, Kman lives ! Thought by many to have disappeared up the local crematorium chimney, Kman returns from the dead. Despite every grim medical condition known to man, and on Morphine levels that would croak an elephant, the great man returns. Rejoice with me my Brothers and Sisters, if we only have half of Kman’s luck we will all live to a hundred years of age.


Graham do me a favour, get me a 12” deep pan pizza, 2lb of french fries and a pint of full fat coke. I've got it all wrong, why have I ballsed around with a low carb lifestyle for nearly six years. Jeez what am I missing?


Eddie

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