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Wednesday 27 February 2019

Ya gotta larf!

Guy is speeding down a country road and sees a cop with lights and siren on chasing him. He speeds up and after a few miles finally pulls over.

Cop comes up to him and asks why he wouldn’t pull over. Guy says “Two weeks ago my wife ran off with a cop and I thought you were trying to bring her back”.

“Have a good day, sir, and please drive safely.”