d.co.uk congratulates Monty Beantipper on his eighty-eighth birthday.

Always controversial and somewhat of an enigma, Beantipper celebrated his eighty- eighth birthday today. One of the worlds best known lowcarbers, and founder member of the March Against Starch Liberation Army, Beantipper has been loved and detested in equal measure. Big Pharma, the junk food mobs and lowcarb antis hated him, and on more than one occasion, tried to eliminate him with extreme prejudice.

When this failed, a smear campaign was started, implicating Monty in a bestiality scandal involving a Shetland pony. True lowcarbers, have never doubted Monty’s determination to promote the lowcarb message, and to this day, he shines as a beacon for rightness, in a world besmirched by starch fuelled lies and filth.

Raising a glass to you my old friend.


Eddie

""Rejoice, for the tent of low-carb is with mankind, and normoglycemia resides with them. Anyone conquering carbohydrate will inherit these things. Outside are the carb-ridden dogs and those who are disgusting in their starchy filth, and all those who are liking and carrying on a carb-fuelled lie."

Monty Beantipper

Birthdays

Congratulations to: Monty Beantipper (88), ladybird3 (33), shell123x (21), SpyderGurl (15)