What the hell is going on !

Hi friends, not too much going on over at my stupendous and magnificent blog. But I am thoroughly sick of reading about all the good news and low carb success on diabetes.co.uk. If I read one more post from borofergie et al I’m gonna throw up. BTW that’s the gruesome forum that had the unmitigated stupidity to fire me, my good friend SarahQ, and Jopar from our mods jobs. The low carb good news was increasing on a daily basis even in my day, but now it’s only the lowcarbers who are doing well,  even some of the bloody medics are praising these low carb wretches now ! Where will it all end ! What’s wrong with being obese and celebrating the individual, more to the point, my shares in Oribilstat are going through the floor.

Has the Cherub lost the plot ? She stated at the big one  “Clinicians need to wake up to the fact that moderate/ lower carb intake works for most Type 2's” what is she trying to do ? Usurp my methods or what ? What happened to the old bamboozle em with the low GI ploy ? It worked a treat in the past. Even Stephen Hawking never understood how it was supposed to work. Bonkers appears to have turned over a new leaf and is rarely to be seen ! When he does turn up he usually makes a complete fool of himself. The thing that hurts me most is Phoenix. She is letting our side down badly, I told her months ago, the old posting a link to a bloke in a shed killing off a dozen rats, with poisonous junk food was wearing thin, well a bloody sight thinner than me that’s for sure. Come on Phoenix start trawling for more links, we may not ever beat em, but we sure can confuse the newbie’s. Get back over to Carbsanes blog, by the cringe she knows how to stick it to Taubes et al. What a woman, if only we could get her writing on our blog. BTW give my love to Hope next time you see her.

On another negative note, I have posted some good recipes on my illustrious and magnificent blog and no-one hardly ever comments, why are you all so obsessed with those lowcarb bastards ? What have I got to post to get a good response, other than slag off  lowcarbers ? Jopar was doing a good job, winding up the sat fat guzzlers, insinuating members are liars, and telling type two’s they brought it on themselves, but has she done the off ?

While I am doing a bit of chastising, what’s Nobhead up to ? Has he gone into retirement ? His saturated fat will kill ya wind ups, and links to some pre Boer War studies used to be great, come on Nigel, get out of your scratcher and make some effort, one line posts followed by a f**cking emoticon ain’t gonna hack it lad. Start putting the boot in or all is lost.

Have I got it right, they tell me Kenny boy has done a Capt. Oates, and what’s going on at ABC, the short answer is zilch. Why didn’t his old clique do more to help, hang on, I’ve just been informed by Sue he banned them all. Say what you like about old Ken, but he sure knew how to deal with those fat guzzling lowcarb gits. Some of you may be wondering why I haven’t been over active of late, the truth is taking on these lowcarbers is becoming a lost cause. Gone are the days when the resident dietition could have the lowcarb fat guzzlers up in arms, and this new breed of lowcarbers are too clued up for the bonkers brothers and co. Anyone up for a new forum or blog, I’m game for anything just don’t mention diabetes or bloody diets.

BTW my 250 slice toaster is still working a treat, and I can recommend it without reservation. Jeez have you seen the price of bread these days, it costs over a tenner to fill my toaster and don’t remind me how much I’m spending on marg. When I checked last weeks bread bill, I very near choked on a packet of hobnobs. If this recession gets much worse, the hobnobs and choccie digestives will have to go, life’s a bitch these days, what I would do to turn the clock back.

Carbo your Generalissimo and  illustrious lowcarb anti leader.