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Friday, 10 February 2012

Wallycorker prize Awarded to Eddie Mitchell.

The most prestigious award in the diabetic community, has been awarded to Eddie Mitchell. As chairman of the board of trustees, Eddie was barred from receiving the number one award for lowcarb promotion. However, the trustees feel no one has done more to promote the low carb cause. Ridiculed, banned and battle scarred, he has doggedly fought against dietary stupidity. In a press conference tonight, a clearly shaken Eddie, a highly emotional man, thanked his mentors, Fergus, Bernstein, Taubes, Wortman, Jimmy Moore, and Monty Beantipper. “Please be assured I only accept this award on behalf of the people that lead me from darkness into the light” Eddie has run a long campaign against Kenny boy, Sid Bonkers, Carbo and other imbeciles, that have promoted a diet that is clearly unsustainable, for anyone that gets out of an armchair, from one day to the next.

One of Eddie’s long term friends and compatriots, Graham, was heard to mutter from the back of the Albert Hall, “he only joined Kens forum to win a bet, he will do almost anything to win a bottle of Rioja”

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Lowcarb team member said...

Julie owes me a bottle of Isle of Jura malt for the bet "he won't last a week". Easy 4 days in and he is toast!!


Anonymous said...

I do hope you've asked for forgiveness from the board administrator.

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart... forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits.(Hannah More)

Anonymous said...

Very well deserved!

What's better is that the fat ex-copper couldn't even bring himself to do it, and had to drag in his half-witted missus to pull the trigger (if there is a Sugerless Sue, I've long suspected that it's just Ken wearing stockings and knickers).

Thanks for shining a little bit of light onto their graveyard of a forum.

Zoo Keeper said...

You've been banned by Sue, if she's the organ grinder that means Kenny must be the Monkey right?

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but who or what is wallycorker ?

Lowcarb team member said...

Come on Eddie you can't claim being banned from the Idiots forum worthy of the prestigious Wallycorker Award.

As for the Rioja I'm looking for a wine that's worthy of your dubious achievement, can't find anthing below £3.99 at the moment but the search continues!


Lowcarb team member said...

Got to agree Graham, opportunistic, worthy of a Ken-istic politburo apparatchik!

Have you considered Blue Nun?