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Saturday, 26 October 2013

Ode To An Inebriate

Not drunk is he who from the
floor. 
Can rise alone and still drink
more;
But drunk is he that prostrate
lies,
Without the power to drink or 
rise.

"Anon"

OK I managed to get off the floor and walk home rather wet but reasonably sober!

Graham    

9 comments:

tess said...

[raising my glass to Graham...]

;-)

Lowcarb team member said...

Well, as it's mid morning'ish I'm raising a cup of coffee!

All the best Jan

Anonymous said...

Good one mate.

How about this?


The low carb cake-
is so easy to make.

And as a pud-
don't half taste good.

Perhaps not - staging a quick exit
Doug ( laughing out loud )

Lowcarb team member said...

Don't give up the day job Doug !

Eddie

Lowcarb team member said...

There was a man called Sid Bonkers
Whose head was full up with conkers
Who only appealed to plonkers
His side kick was worse
And a right lying curse
Jeez did he tell us some stonkers

Getting me coat

Eddie

Anonymous said...

Points out of 10 please.

Graham 9

Doug 7

Eddie 3

Do you concur?

Martin

Anonymous said...

Eddie Nil points I think would be more accurate

Lowcarb team member said...

"The low carb cake-
is so easy to make.

And as a pud-
don't half taste good."

I liked this Doug and so true they are easy to make.

As always thanks for your comment, thanks to all comments received from our readers

Readers deserve 10 points I think

All the best Jan

Lowcarb team member said...

Eddie Nil points I think would be more accurate

Can't disagree with that!!

Graham