Sunday, 23 June 2013
Wingnut and Sprocket have several clients requiring top flight diabetes forum moderators. No previous experience required and knowledge of diabetes related matters is not a pre-requisite, indeed those with a sound understanding of diabetes control will not be considered. Any applicant who has ever used or heard of terms such as lowcarb or Paleo diets need not apply.
The ideal candidates will be obsessed with the three word game and must be a cut and paste expert. These positions would suit a collector of shoes and cheap jewellery and preferably be fully conversant with Kentucky Fried Chicken and take away junk food. The successful candidates are likely to be statin users and must believe healthy fats are the drain clogging work of Beelzebub. Those addicted to carbs and big pharma medication will be given preferential treatment.
Your duties will include the promotion and the aiding and abetting of forum numbskulls, especially members who ridicule and ensure Healthcare Professionals leave the forum swiftly. Medical Professionals have caused great fear and alarm with the forum fantasists, and long term trouble makers, and will not be tolerated.
If you feel you are what we are looking for, and meet the above requirements apply in confidence today. Address all correspondence to Monty Beantipper Head of Forum Recruitment. Fat ex cops that used to be a mod need not apply !