CERN physicists bitterly disappointed at having to cancel a visit to Scotland to determine if a character called Ken had truly discovered the Higgs boson, the so-called God Particle. Sceptics had informed the physicists that the rumour was likely to be due to Ken’s inflated ego or a simple misreading of Miggs on a diabetes forum.
You will recall Ken’s previous brush with world famous cosmologists when he claimed to have discovered a dietary source of “dark energy”.
A Scottish spokesperson for CERN said “A dinna ken Ken” and since the resources for funding a search among Ken’s many aliases would have to come from the Large Hadron Collider budget, the organisation was cancelling the visit.
No comments:
Post a Comment