1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.
Eddie
22 comments:
What a punchline!
...good one.
...ja ein guter.
Thanks for the laugh! Hugs, Valerie
That's the best.
Noke said:
...ja ein guter.
Google transalate:
...yes, a good one.
Now that's a good one, LOL
That was a good one.
Very funny!😄
Great joke. Thanx.
Wishing you and Jan a Happy Weekend.
God bless.
Hahaha... Good one!
:-) Good one. Guess they won´t become friends exactly.
a good one!
Hello Jan!
Ha ha...such a great joke! Love it! LOL!
Have a lovely weekend and a happy November!
Dimi...
Oh my gosh I needed that larf, thanks Eddie that was hilarious 😀😀😀
ROFL, Good one
That gave me a laugh. I wasn't expecting it at all!
~Jess
:DD
Good one! :-)
I love this!!!!! I didn't see that ending at all :)
Ah! Great joke ~ humor so good for the soul!
Happy Day to you,
A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)
This is hilarious! LOL! Thanks Eddie!
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