One evening, after the honeymoon, Tom was working on his motorcycle in the garage. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally said, “Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it’s time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage. You probably should also consider selling your Harley and all your welding equipment along with your gun collection, your fishing gear, the boat and all those stupid model aeroplanes, plus dump that vintage sports car and your home brewing equipment.”
Tom got a horrified look on his face.
She said, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
He replied, “For a minute there, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife!”
“Ex-wife!?” she screamed, “YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”
Tom replied, “I wasn’t.”
Eddie
17 comments:
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Good one! Valerie
Ha ha ha !! Good one!! ;)
So funny indeed!
Thank you for sharing!
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Uh oh!
...good one!
Good one.
God bless.
Great punch line!
LOL ~ Wishing you a happy weekend ~ ^_^
Happy Day to you,
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Ha Ha :)
Muy bueno. Besitos.
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Oh that was ouch!!!!!
haha funny :)
Good one! My hubby even got a big laugh out of that when I read it to him. Thanks!
This was good! LOL! Thanks for the laugh! LOL!
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